"Wow!
Are you are (sic) proud of that?"
JACK,
That was tongue in cheek, quite appropriate and funny given the circumstances.
Management is running 'Happy Clapper' sessions for
every staff member to invigorate and energize the poor suffering staff.
The program is all part of our new "
Bring on Wonderful" campaign.
They are indoctrinating all the Cabin Crew and Ground Crew by December before they take on the slightly more challenging and cynical group of pilots sometime next year.
Fortunately, they will be 'tailoring' the sessions for Flight Crew to their specific 'needs'. (Bains biggest challenge to date)
If there is a God, the 'tailoring' will involve extending the unlimited booze and Hors D' oeuvres from the late afternoon into a whole day bender that I for one want to watch!