OK, so it’s satire….
The year is 2040:
Ajax is undergoing user validation trials
The PM (Johnny Mercer) has promised Defence spending will be 3% of GDP by 2050
The entire Army can fit inside six Boxer vehicles
Everything is drones but there aren't any REME technicians to fix them……
The Parachute Regiment is now 65% women
Colchester is actually a civilised town
The Paras conducted a combat jump in the invasion of Scotland
Just kidding, they drove……..
The RAF reversed their decision to stop hiring white men
2 years later they were branded a far right terrorist organisation and expelled from the UK
They now live in hotels in non-extradition countries
The Army now flies planes
Badly….
98% of Defence spending now goes to the Navy
The Prince of Wales carrier has still never been more than 5 miles from UK shores before breaking down…..
Male Captains of Navy ships are no longer allowed to use hire cars, drink or speak to female sailors since an entire generation had to be sacked
Each Army 1* and above is assigned a personal clerk in a vain attempt to decrease the number in jail…..