Best get this scored before there is another PM.. ok in no specific order the final four are
Confusious with
Cue the jive music Angus, let's go Lizzy it's strictly time.
Dan Gerous with
My apologies for disturbing you your highness but I need to return this handshake.
sangiovese
Have you met my gender transitioning equerry?
Confusious
Are you here in response to our advert for a cleaner?
No, I'm your Prime Minister.
Shame, as I was rather hoping that you were planning ahead for a change.
But I award the CST to
Confusious with
Cue the jive music Angus, let's go Lizzy it's strictly time.
Second is Dan
Third is Sangiovese
Forth place goes to Confusious
Over to you Confusious and thank you all for many a chuckle…