I mean seriously, just go out and get an engineering degree and become a building manager, $200k+ a year depending on what you are looking after, bugger all work, most can be done from home now, task some techs to change lightbulbs and answer 'no' to any questions that tenants pose about changing stuff. Those are the jobs you need to compare with, they are easy and pay well...not stressful 6am to 10pm on call, dealing with idiots jobs. Or even easier, become an airline pilot...
I could easily make $100k+ as an ad manager, no real quals needed, just have to know the product and be able to lie convincingly that the person you are selling to really needs your product, when they don't, can even do it completely from home now. I don't because its soul destroying even though its easy money, besides flying is much more fun.