As always, thanks all for some great chuckles.
Winner:
Originally Posted by
Ascend Charlie
The Moscow Shakespeare Company in rehearsals:
Man 1: "My Horse! My Horse! All of Ukraine for a horse!"
Man 2 and 3: "Schitzki! We forgot the horse costume!"
Man 4: Ready to pick up the horseschitzki.
Second:
Originally Posted by
treadigraph
So, you put your left leg in, you put your left leg out, in, out, in out, let's get the **** out...
Third:
Originally Posted by
NutLoose
It looks like I am to join the army, you three are posted to SOXMIS(S)
Congratulations Ascend Charlie, over to you.