This always works:
Although not always how you want it - we were on a training sortie near Swansea and were asked by the CG to investigate a small vessel with some fishermen on it as they had received some odd reports about it. On arrival, instead of buxom beauties we were faced with a naked stag party doing some drinking and a little fishing, not a sight I want to remember and I won't recount what they waved with..........