O/C SHQ “We have been sent a directive from on high to check that we have enough SNCO Buffoons. Do we meet the Quota?”
ADJ “We are one short but Corporal Morton meets the Qualifications. Shall we promote him?”
O/C SHQ “Yes, that’ll do it.”
ADJ “What will be the authorising reference for his promotion sir?”
O/C SHQ “Hmm, we obviously cannot use Buffoon. I think Qolqot would be a good solution.”
ADJ “Qolqot Sir?”
O/C SHQ “Yes, Qolqot. Short for Qualified or Quota. We can use it again for all the sex / age / colour / disability quotas they throw at us in the future. And nobody will have any idea what it means
ADJ “Very good, Sir.”