And here's me thinking that the AIRPLANE film was a comedy, when actually
it was being played in all true to life seriousness.
I wonder where the TSAs (Terminally Sick Americans) got that non
congregating bit from? Perhaps they recall pre-oil days when the Kingdom
of Libya was around, and the then King Idris was raking in all the
american money - for himself - for the use of Wheelus Air Force Base. He
was paranoid too and had a similar worry over people gathering in small
groups. Quite rightly, as history shows. Then we have Oman, where the
previous top man also had a hang up about his conspiratorial countrymen
and banned gatherings greater than groups of four in public places, even
though he had well paid British mercenaries for protection.
So what about DVT? The medical profession suggest that passengers get
up and move around. Now if the pax seated near the toilets obey medical
advice, then we can easily see a problem or two or three.
Perhaps the BSE cow was eaten by President Bush. He certainly exhibits
all the right symptoms.
MOR
I can't help being stupid. It's the drugs!