A bunch of antiaircraft cannon rounds are sitting in Heaven talking.
2cm Flak 38: I hit a Spitfire!
(Approving murmuring)
CRAM 35mm: I stopped a mortar round!
(Surprised murmuring)
14.5x114: I hit an A10!
(Impressed murmuring)
Dshk 12.7x108: I hit a um, er, never mind.