It always bugged me when some pretty piece would talk about 'spits and spots of rain'.
The only weather girl that I trust is Laura Tobin, formerly of Brize Met office. Not only did she give an epic met brief but she always looked stunning while delivering it.
Little known fact: she always coordinated her stilettos with her top. The usual question from the crew on return to the Planning Room was "What did she say the weather was again? I wasn't listening."