Early bird prize, Treadigraph, with "Silverjet's new Topless service proved to be a great disappointment to a large number of dirty old men who had booked seats in eager anticipation..."
Headmaster's prize for History goes to Kiltrash, for "At Farnborough after the Comet comes out the tank, it's dried off and put on the Ibiza flights"
Honourable mention to SLXOwft for "Letting 100 pax open their own complementary champagne bottles at once had unforeseen consequences."
Runner up is fdr for "Who cut the cheese?"
And the Winner is 622, with "In a desperate attempt to alert the cabin crew of the missing roof panel ....all passengers tried pushing the call button...."
Go for it, 622.