Several options here:
1. Mandatory Occurence Report to the CAA
2. Airprox Report to the Airprox Board/Bored?
3. Pistols at dawn, North v South, Northern 'ard men v Southern nancy boys?
4. Fisticuffs? Same teams, but smeared in Swarfega
4. F/W v Rotary tug of war contest?
5. F/W v Rotary drinking contest?
6. Forget the whole thing and go down the pub?
7. Horse's head in the F/W pilot's bed?
8. F/W 'Balbo' flying past the said helipad at Newby Bridge, mooning out of the cockpit windows en masse (at a suitably low-ish height/Altitude/FL* (*Delete where applicable)
9. Group of F/W pilots descend en-masse to the pub at Newby Bridge and have a few shandies, then go for a curry?
Any more suggestions just to lighten this thread up a bit?
I'll get me coat......