Asthma

[betty_boo_x]

I did suffer from asthma for years and still continue to serve using this remedy passed to me by an old chinese monk... boil the eyes of three gibbons, add the toenail cuttings of a veteran loadmaster, the worms from a datshound's pooh, boiled longingly and lovingly in maidens' water - and rectally infused daily. My asthma has got me through the last ten annual medicals; although the Dr says, "your bottom is a bit loose" - I think it's a small price to pay. I am finding it harder and harder to get the toenails. I hope this helps. Happy new year x.