Brizzy airport check in:
“Good morning Mr Jones, off to Phuket I see?”
”Yes. Love a bit of a flight away to an exotic destination to relax.”
”Oh dear, the system shows that you have made quite a few aircraft noise complaints.”
”Yes, well, umm.”
”I am terribly sorry Sir, you have been deemed a sook and are not permitted to fly to or from this airport.
Your booking is hereby canceled.”