It's a close run thing.
Kiltrash and Nutloose are mentioned in despatches for throwing a lot of darts at the board.
Dan Gerous is runner up with:
I'd rather you didn't stand at ease Dear, or the Mail on Sunday will infer something from it.
The Winner is Chu Chu with:
This is all very nice, but not what one usually means when one says one wants to get tanked.
Over to you Chu Chu.