Now listen up men, I have good news and bad news...
Firstly the good news, as there has been no recorded Spies, Infiltrators or German attacks in our stretch of the coast line, especially as we are the closest to France we have been awarded " Best Practice " Status....
Now HQ want me to go to other areas of tbe UK to improve their detection rates of assorted Crimes..
So the Bad news , I am leaving you, joining the Metropolitan Police as their next Commissioner and will be based in Croydon...