a zillionteen years ago .. YPDN HF International at dark o'clock and still well north if the Oz FIR by a thousand miles
DN DN QF 123 ...
QF 123 DN ..usual answer
him: thank god! a friendly voice, and no accent .. why are you not at home tucked up in bed ...
her: because I've been hanging around here waiting for you to call!!
simple, but hell I laughed .... he was only about 2.5 hours N of the bdry!!