Breakfast in America (advanced multiple-choice)
Ageing C130K Navigator arrives at the breakfast table to find inexperienced colleagues stumbling through a question and answer session with the waitress.
Nav: ‘Okay chaps, watch and learn, watch and learn.’
(Big breath)
2 Eggs, Over Easy
Baby Back Bacon
Links
Hash Browns
No Grits
Rye Bread
Side Order of Mushrooms
Fresh Orange with the food
Filter Coffee straight away
I Thank You
(Ripple of applause from assembled crew)
Nav: ‘Eng, I’ve got the Jet Plan, and for fuel, we’ll have Full Mains’
Eng: ‘ Is that just full to shut off, or do you want fifteen and a half tonnes’
Nav: ‘Damn damn damn!’