There are some - shall we say contentious? - issues in his tale which must surely be amenable to easy confirmation - or not.
Of course many of us have “brief liaisons” in our past when perhaps we can’t even remember their names, let alone what they looked like.
But:
The “no sweat” item. I’ve recently got - through FOI - all my service medical records. His must be available.
The Pizza Express defence. Apart from the fact that this may involve his daughters having to testify, I must ask:
Surely a Prince and two Princesses popping in for a pizza is sufficiently unusual - even in Woking - for it to be etched in the memories of the staff of the pizzeria.
More obviously, he would have been accompanied by his “minders” I don’t know how long they keep their records, but again, such an unusual event must be logged somewhere……
It is - of course - just a Government plot to get BoJo off the front pages [that’s a joke btw…….]