Sir this is the all new Cockpit, Female for the use off..and don't EVER touch that button....
Why, I'm the President of the Russian Federation, and I can do what ever I want...push...
Putin wakes up in hospital, Covered in blood stained bandages...what happened??
You just had to push that button, didn't you?
Why yes, what happened? Did it fire the ejector seat?
No, its the automatic Tampon Removal Device.