Mark that post above well lads:
Should you ever become a pompous, asinine, bitter and twisted individual, motivated solely by schadenfreude, having reached that 'certain age' and have no real accomplishments other than a crop of piles and logbooks, you too might make a splenetic and pissy little post like that.
What you probably wouldn't do, unless addled to an extravagant degree, is to publish that same juvenalia a thousand times over.
Avert your eyes, crippled individual passing.