FFF - you're a natural for JetBlast!!
Reminds me of a guy I used to know in the West Highlands who was 5ft and a quarter inch tall (very emphatic about that bit!), who was an ex-Para. Any new barmaids in the pubs he visited used to get approached with the 'Bet you 50p I can make your t!ts move without touching them'. Gullible barmaid accepts the challenge; he reaches across the bar and grabs a couple of handfuls and has a minute or 2 of fun!
He then says 'Sod it - here's your 50p!' and walks off, leaving a rather shocked / bemused barmaid!
In all the times he did it, I never once saw him get his face slapped!!
