OK, it's nearly dinner time, so... the usual array of excellent responses, but here are my top three:
Cavuman:
And with a loud SPROING, young Mahatma was launched on his one-way flight to Kathmandu.
Buster:
I heard hiding in the landing gear was dangerous, but I should be fine up here...
But tonight's winner is:
Fitliker:
Are you sure this is how Alan Bristow got his first start in aviation ?
Well done M
i8, the CST is en route via large Russian helicopter if we can unglue him from the blade...