Whats new for us.
Notice to crew soon to be issued.
In keeping with directives from our sharholders it has been decided that crew meals will no longer be catered. However, we will be generously installing sandwich vending machines in all fingers - at least 5 types will be on offer- yet to be decided is a coffe and tea dispencing machine. Rest assured your management are working studiously to ensure the latter is installed. Soon to be implemented directive of no tea or coffee to be served to flight crew, has given us the opportunity to offer thermos flasks at a very reasonable price. For flights over 10hrs where more than one sandwich is purchased, fridge space will be available (at very reasonable prices). A coin operated microwave oven will soon be installed in all flight decks.
Captains and First officers will now have an addittional two hours of SEP training - this will be in the use of all galley systems in the aircraft. Flight deck that position will soon be "part of the cabin crew team" and will versed in trolley prepartion and operation. However all duties will be limited to economy service."
As we aviate our way thru the sky maybe now we should use the call sign
"Srimpmore 333 is off the air for five minutes whilst serving snacks to the low cost passengers. Sorry for the inconvience. "