Locked into a 2 person flight deck.
Bug.gered around by security jobsworths, yellowcoat police and other irritants.
Worked to the limit by a clever rostering computer.
Little play time down route in comfy hotels; usually just min ground time.
Threatened with sobriety, drug screening, personality profiling etc etc
Run by smarmy suits with not a drop of Avtur in their blood..
No thanks. Orville and Wilbur, you should have stuck with bikes!