A pre-emptive apology to all blondes on this forum for what follows...
I usually don't forward these kind of e-mail warnings, but please
don't get caught out too:
SEND THIS WARNING TO EVERYONE ON YOUR EMAIL LIST.
IF A MAN COMES TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AND SAYS HE IS CONDUCTING A SURVEY AND
ASKS YOU TO SHOW HIM YOUR TITS, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR TITS.
THIS IS A SCAM, HE ONLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR TITS.
I wish I'd seen this email yesterday. I feel so stupid.
Signed,
A. Blonde