ZOMGORRRZZZ!
We've just passed 1,000 Covid deaths. That's terrible! A true tragedy, horrible! We MUST do something to stop all these people DYING from Covid! Lockdown! And over there, there's
children playing in the park! Police! ARREST THEM!
Meanwhile, in the Oncology ward, a Doctor sighs as he fills out the death certificate and says
"That's the 5,658th lung cancer victim this year..."