I went to see my `quack` the other day after much wrangling with the receptionist about telephone consultations;
Doc;"What is so important,Mr S,that you have to come in person ...?"
Me "Doc , I need some Viagra for my condition when I get up in the mornings,I only need half a tablet"
Doc."What do you think your young `carer` is going to think,or say about that,she may be embarassed about it...?"
Me," I think she`ll be pleased about not having to pick -up pee-sodden slippers any more"
Doc.."Okay,just half a tablet a day,otherwise you`ll need a decorator to repaint the ceiling..."
Hat, coat, off to the chemist....!!