Assumptions. Assume this. Hong Kong is hardly the ideal destination that it once was. So why on earth would you go there ?
Roll up. Roll up. Welcome to Asia’s world city. Take advantage of our flip flop troglodyte zero Covid policy and enjoy 21 days confinement at your expense at one of our luxury quarantine hotels, as administered by the Stasi. Complete with
food, plastic bedding and no facilities, and regular testing over a 24 day period. To no avail.
If that fails to satisfy then we’ll bang up you, your family, neighbours, your kids entire school year, and anyone unfortunate enough to have been in the same mall as you in Kzl Pennys’ Bay, noted for its standards of care, hygiene and cuisine. And ship your pets off to a pound.
Whilst here, be sure to avail yourself of our liberal banking and securities system. Deposit anything and everything here, and if you have even a tenuous connection to Uncle Sam, we’ll sequester it. And good luck getting it back.
Finally, please feel free to stress test our new security laws, rushed in we’re pleased to say with minimal opposition nor complaint. For there is no opposition. One harsh word about the Motherland and we’ll ship you over the border faster than you can say Deng Xiaoping.
I’ve not even begun to mention going there on POS 21. Which would bankrupt someone trying to feed, provide for, clothe and educate the average nuclear family.