Bumming a lift in a Puma to Catterick allowing a short hitch hike home across country, getting out of the Puma when it lands beside another and thanking the grinning crew as I grab my bag and wander off, watching the pair of Puma departing with the still grinning crewman waving at me out of the door, arriving at the camp gate and having a All Creatures Great and Small moment when I realise I am in the middle nowhere, the camp is deserted and it certainly isn’t Catterick.