DO NOT COME TO CANADA.
It's undercrowded.
It offers a wide range of types of countryside.
In the West coast at least the weather is good, sometimes excellent.
Canadians have free (at point of sale) health care.
It's civilized and the only serious crime wave is stealing bikes.
Flying is a lot cheaper than Europe.
There's an awful lot of Geology here.
From Toronto West we speak your language, literally.
I REPEAT, DO NOT COME! We don't need it to become overcrowded.