Wife of the RSM at an Officer Training Unit not far from Sydney had a baby daughter. Overnight, thanks to the efforts of the Chaplain and a couple of officer cadets, the parade ground canons were painted pink.
Next morning parade, the mock-angry RSM bellowed "Who painted the canons pink?"
From somewhere in the back of the parade..."It was the work of God."
The parade then collapsed in guffaws as the duty cadet ran a string of nappies (diapers) up the flag pole.