Old 17th Dec 2003, 15:44
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Yes, Him
Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: West Sussex, UK
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In the village of Handcross there is a purveyor of posh kitchens. The shop frontage is adorned with "Paris, New York and Handcross" rather like Del Boy's Reliant van.

I have often wondered if any puzzled Parisians or New Yorkers have ever seen their respective local shops and wondered "Where the **** is Handcross?".

In case you are wandering, its about 10 south of Gatwick. Don't let yer missus near the place, they kick off at about 10,000.
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