Old 17th Dec 2003, 06:32
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tony draper
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Newcastle/UK
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One did some work at the Tudor foods facility near here once, this is the main facility where all the crisps are built, one dropped ones screwdriver onto the conveyor belt and had to scurry down lest some hapless punter swallow a terminal driver shaped crisp at some time in the future, and perhaps be encouraged to sue the arses off said Tudor foods.
One managed to snaffle the tool, but not untill it had sailed past about twenty ladies plucking out discoloured and deviant crisps from the conveyer.
Interestingly like lots of chaps in Drapers trade one tended to store ones screwdriver betwixt ones teeth when using some other tool , ones screwdriver was cheese and onion flavoured all day.
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