I know I’ve posted this before but it’s perhaps worth a rehash.
Dave Two Sh**s always thought his knickname was because he was a ‘bit of a lad ‘ who didn’t go give two sh**s…, He didn’t know it was because he was a massive tale topper, - if you had one sh**, he’d had two,
Dave McInerny was always known as Three Heads.
Thread drift. Friend had a black cat named Snowy and a white cat named Ginger.