Had an SNCO from handbrake house call me up and accuse me of fiddling my travel expenses. He said that XXXXXXXX was nowhere near the home to duty mileage I had clamed for many months as he had checked it and that I would be charged and should present myself to him pronto. I said I knew XXXXXXXX was nowhere near that distance and I could hear the glee in his voice. I really should have let him get on with it but I said that I wasn't claiming from there but from my home which was in a different village with one letter different, one less and very important letter "M". I spelled out where I was claiming from and he agreed that's what I put, said "Never heard of it" and that was the end of that. Obviously another handbrake house resident with not enough to do but too busy to actually read what people write on forms.