D: Hamish!
H: Dougal!
D: Ye'll have had your tea?
H: Aye. Tell me, Dougal, who is this wee imposter with a tea cosy on his heed?
D: Truth to tell, Hamish, I thought perhaps he was with you...
H: Nae, he is a stranger tae me.
D: Aye well, perhaps we'd best just ignore him then, lest people start thinking there's going to be a punch line...