OK, the judges have deliberated, given the UK nul points as usual, and decided....
Honorable mentions to:
Traffic is_er_was: "Him? Dunno. I have heard he used to be a Lord or some such. Supposedly got busted back to the ranks after that Death Star fiasco a few years back"
Frostchamber: "No Luke, I said don't go any farther"
Nutloose: "Hmmm I'm not sure about the Welcome to the UK part, the rebel green cross is for residents, but the red cross for none residents seems to take you to the darkside. "
And the winner is.......
Wensleydale: "You do not know the power of the Air Side!".
The trophy is on its way, but definitely not via Ryanair and avoiding Belarus.....