Well if you cannot remember what you got that for I can tell you exactly what my medals were for,
That's for bravely Carriage Driving through a small puddle.
That's for crossing the road outside Sandringham
That's for piloting Concord ( thinks none of this stupid French spelling )
That's for delegating changing Charles nappy
That's for increasing single handed Land Rover sales
That's for being king....of the BBQ
That's for being 'nice' to the Chinese