Street thug in our town who had a bad reputation .... meet him on a sidewalk or hallway and he expected everyone to step aside and let him pass ... mean looking dude with pitch black eyes just like the devil himself.
Myself and three friends entered a restaurant ... the entranceway was a glassed in hallway with plate glass all around and visible to everyone inside ..... just our luck this thug was exiting at the same time ... leading our group was "Joe" ... super nice guy , never known to be a fighter , played a bit of football and was muscular .... knowing what was going to happen , Joe took the initiative , grabbed the thug by the lapels , hoisted him off the floor , slammed him against the glass and said .... "step aside when you see me coming"
That thug pissed his pants in full view of the whole restaurant .... soaked his crotch and it ran down the legs of his jeans ... scurried out the door and never bothered anyone again.