last time we were there we were taken for an Island tour by a tiny young lady in an enormous Merc - we mentioned we'd seen a top of the line Ferrari parked in town the day before and she indicated it belonged to the Island's most famous son.
"Ah" says Senora A "He keeps it here to impress the home-town girls"
The young lady curled her lip. "Him? He bought it to impress HIS MOTHER!"
