I might starting selling First Officer titles similar to the Lord titles that you can now buy.
"Our Titles come complete with two bar epaulettes, a replica IAA flight crew licence, a replica ryr pilot uniform, a bedside photo of Mr O Leary, a Ryr tissue pack, Ryr bed sheets, FO ryr luggage tags and a once in a lifetime visit to a ryr flight deck to have your FO photo taken in the rhs - the perfect insta moment. Our titles are currently 80% off for a limited time only and once purchased you are entitled to tell all your mates you are a real life Airline Pilot."