All it was missing was a reference to them "plummeting."
Must admit that the lack of the use of that phrase surprised me. A bit like when TV newsreaders describe a car crash. The Car has always 'slammed into' whatever it has collided with.
Steady On Pinky.......
'Cup o' Tea, Bex, and a good.......
Bugger the tea and the Bex.
I'll just pour another Barossa Red!
landed on two wheels."
The Advertiser Newspaper mentioned the 'rear wheels.