A very dangerous place is Disco Bay.!
Back in the mid nineties I acquired a single (as in unmarried) FSM and several blissful months ensued until that is a very large bronzed Queensland miner appeared at my door one blissful Saturday evening.
You guessed it -the husband and he was not pleased nor I expect were the 2 kids back in Queensland...........
I had always wondered where she got that slightly crocked front tooth!
There must be a moral to this story but I cant exactly pin it down other than perhaps beware of FSMs bearing gifts.