TRUE STORYS.....................
FOs P.A. to cabin; "Cabin Crew be seated for lift-off"
Again.....
A couple of "Asiaboys" sitting amongst the rubble of their recently destroyed 737...........
"Aaahhh, Wang! What mean WHOOP, WHOOP, PULL UP????"
And again.....
Captain to the delightful young thang serving his lunch.............
(Delivered in the most sincere Captain tone...)
"You have the smallest waist I have ever seen! I don't know how you fit all your organs in...........but I wonder if we could fit in one more??
Finally....
After the F/Os less than delicate arrival, the Capt jumps on the P.A. "Ahhh, folks, that was the FOs landing........."
The FO is understandably pissed off.
Next landing the Capt. drives the mains about a foot through the runway........FO jumps on the P.A. "Folks, how about the Capts landing, huh?"
The mortified Capts begs, "What the hell are you doing?????"
F.o."Well you did the same on my landing!!"
Capt. "Yeah, but I didn't key the bloody mike!!!!"
