I got a call from the “low flying speed trappers”.
excuse me sir, your aircraft was tracked doing violent manoeuvres at ultra low level on this date, can you explain why?
Yes Sgt, were you parked near Hexham in the Tyne valley using Skyguardian?
How did you know that?
we were running in to Spadeadam against that very radar, my student reacted very well and broke lock. You see we manoeuvred violently because of YOU!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, that’s case closed then sir.