A fairly drastic uniform redesign will be needed for these poor cabin staff, to allow for their new bulky posteriors.
And as for the pilots not "needing" nappies, I find this surprising logic. To the best of my knowledge, pilots' biological needs are identical to those of the staff on the other side of the door.
Seriously, is this a joke? I wonder if the folks who propagated this were tjust esting our gullibility.