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Old 11th Dec 2020, 07:33
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There was, of course, the jolly jape played on newcomers to the squadron - the boss's wife seduction routine. Some (person formerly known as a WRAF officer) would pretend to be the boss's wife, so when the JP/JN was invited over to have drinks, she would pretend to be very lonely and.....missing her husband's attentions. Dressed in something rather revealing, she would play the part for a while until the boss and his real wife appeared, along with most of the squadron.

This worked well until the victim was tipped off and told that the boss's wife was somewhat impatient and liked to 'talk dirty' from the outset....and it was the real boss's wife who greeted him at the door. A veil must be drawn over subsequent events, but she had the good grace to explain that she knew all about this well-known wind up and was quite flattered by the JP/JN's attentions.
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