And then there was the BOAC stewardess in first class ...........
And in the days when light refreshments in the form of assorted nuts and canapes were served before engine start, the BOAC stewardess who ended the First Class take-off briefing, just male businessmen on that occasion, with ".. and gentlemen are requested to holds on to their nuts for take-off."
The American Captain who requested an alternative flight level due turbulence, and was asked by ATC what sort of turbulence he was experiencing ? : Waal ... I don't rightly know what you would call it, but there's white caps on my cawfee"
Passing Phuket in Thailand always called for careful pronunciation on the R.T., too !