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Old 24th Aug 2020, 22:23
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Ladloy
 
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
"Hello. On behalf of Chairman Dan, we'd like to thank you for calling the Peoples Democratic Republic of Victoria.
Our line is busy at the moment, however, a Comrade will speak to you soon as your call is important to us.
If you wish to report a breach of COVID restrictions, please press 1.
If you'd like to report the incorrect or lack of mask usage, please press 2.
If you'd like a mandatory Vaccine injection, please press 3 & ask for Scott.
If you'd like to leave Victoria, please hold the line and one of our Socially Inclusive Security staff will be with you shortly."

Too much Sky News?
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